Life

A blonde walks into an electronics retailer and factors to one thing behind the clerk. "How a lot is that tv set?" she asks. "Sorry, we do not promote to blondes," the clerk stated. So, the lady walks out. The following day, she returns sporting a brown...

A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman said, "Well, can I see him please?" Johnny snickered and said, "No, he is in the shower." Then the salesman asked if...