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Two girls have been having lunch collectively, and discussing the deserves of beauty surgical procedure. The primary lady says, "I should be sincere with you, I�m getting a boob job." The second lady says, "oh, that is nothing, I�m considering of getting my****** bleached!" To...

A pirate walked right into a bar, the bartender stated, "Hey, I have never seen you shortly. What occurred? You look horrible." "What do you imply?" stated the pirate, "I really feel positive." "what concerning the picket leg? You did not have that earlier than." "Properly, we have...

The FDA is contemplating extra warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, akin to: WARNING: consumption of alcohol might make you assume you might be whispering when you find yourself not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a significant component in dancing like a jerk. WARNING: consumption...

An excellent trying man walks right into a singles bar, will get a drink and has a seat. Throughout the course of the night he tries to talk with each single girl who walks into the bar, with no luck. All of the sudden a...