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After the Nice Britain Beer Pageant, in London, all of the brewery presidents determined to exit for a beer. The man from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would really like the world's finest beer, a Corona."The bartender dusts off a bottle from...

A panda walks right into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter lifeless. Because the panda stands as much as go, the bartender shouts, "Hey, The place are you going? You simply...

A drunk walks right into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender? A ROUND FOR THE HOUSE, and have one your self, too!" The group cheers, the bartender pours and passes out the drinks, then knocks again a shot himself. "That'll be $80 for the spherical,"...

Metropolis-boy Todd went to go to his buddy Tom within the nation. "You look pale," Tom mentioned. "You want some solar. Why do not you are taking my rifle and my two Retrievers and go do some searching?" Todd had by no means hunted earlier...

A blonde goes to Greatest Purchase and appears on the TVs. An worker comes over and asks if she wants assist. The blonde replies, "Sure, I wish to you to point out me what all these buttons do." The worker cringes at her dumbness, however...