Life

A COLLECTIVE FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS WRITTEN BY VARIOUS PARAMEDICS, EMERGENCY ROOM RECEPTIONISTS, AND (WE ARE AFRAID) A DOCTOR OR TWO AT MAJOR HOSPITALS. The infant was delivered, the twine clamped and lower and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried instantly. Examination of...

At some point a person was sitting in his front room watching TV when abruptly the doorbell rang. The person then went to the door to see who was there. When he opened the door he discovered a six-foot cockroach standing in entrance of him.The...

A person takes his common journey to the docs. To his horror, his physician tells him he has acquired AIDS. The affected person asks what he ought to do, if he could be cured. The physician merely tells him to eat bran meals, prune juice,...

A drunk walks right into a bar and says loudly, "Bartender? A ROUND FOR THE HOUSE, and have one your self, too!" The group cheers, the bartender pours and passes out the drinks, then knocks again a shot himself. "That'll be $80 for the spherical,"...