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There was this bartender & he was working on the bar one evening. In walked a group of blondes & they had been chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of many blondes was carrying an image puzzle of Cookie Monster in a body. The bartender...

Little Johny asks the instructor, "What number of feathers are there on a chicken's wing?" The instructor answered, "I do not know." Little Johny then requested, "What number of stripes are there on a bee's physique?" The instructor answered, "I do not know" Then Little Johny requested, "What...

A person at a nursing house took Viagra and went to the lunch room, the place the residents have been taking part in Bingo. To get their consideration he yelled out, "SUPER SEX!, Tremendous Intercourse!" The women yelled again, "I would like the SOUP!" "Soup,...

A very inebriated man walked right into a bar and, after staring for a while on the solely lady seated on the bar, walked over to her, positioned his hand up her skirt and commenced fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him foolish. He instantly apologized...

A person is in a hospital mattress utterly wrapped up in a physique solid. One of many nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and stated, "Do not transfer -- I will be proper again." When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She requested...