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Two Irishmen are sitting in a small city bar, the place Mick bragged to Sean, ", I had me each girl on this city, besides in fact, me mom and me sister.""Nicely," Sean replied, "between you and me we received 'em all." ...

Dentist: I've to drag the aching tooth, however don't be concerned it'll take simply 5 minutes. Affected person: And the way a lot will it price? Dentist: It is $90.00. Affected person: $90.00 for just some minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly for those who...

A photographer for a nationwide journal was assigned to take footage of an important forest hearth. He was suggested small airplane can be ready to fly him over the fireplace. The photographer arrived on the airstrip simply an hour earlier than sunset. Certain sufficient, a...

A man walks right into a bar and rudely calls for a shot of 12-yr outdated scotch. The bartender thinks "this man does not know the distinction," so he pours a shot of 2-year outdated scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out....