Life

A Panda walks right into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal lastly arrives, he eats it rapidly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar. A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that every one...

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A person goes to the physician after feeling sick. The physician says, ", you need to have come to see me sooner. Sadly you may have waited too lengthy and you'll die this night." The person is distraught and wonders how he's going to inform his spouse....