Life

15> Total library inventory changed by 50,000 copies of "Sure, I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr.14> Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to the "Quiet Please" signal.13> Recommends Kato Kaelin's e book.12> As a substitute of scanning barcode on e book at checkout, seductively licks the within...

This homosexual man walks into the bar and says,� Bartender I'm homosexual however I would really like to remain and have a drink�. So he replied�, Okay, you possibly can keep in case you go to the tip of the bar and never mess with anybody." So...

Physician: I've some dangerous information and a few very dangerous information.Affected person: Nicely, may as properly give me the dangerous information first.Physician: The lab known as together with your check outcomes. They mentioned you could have 24 hours to dwell.Affected person:...

14> By sharpening his claws on the chair leg, he is carved a fairly good likeness of Joaquin Phoenix. 13> Current hairballs embrace alarmingly massive chunks of postman. 12> "I am not Fluffy anymore; name me Muhammad al Fluf-Rahim." 11> Catches mice, solely to maintain them as pets. 10>...