Life

A canine thinks, "Hey, these individuals I reside with feed me, love me, present me with a pleasant heat, dry home, pet me, and take excellent care of me. They should be Gods!" A cat thinks, "Hey, these individuals I reside with feed me, love...

A man is tending bar at a complicated NY celebration when two nose-in-the-air ladies method. "So, the place y'all from?" he asks. "We're from," one in every of them solutions, "someplace the place folks do not finish their sentences with prepositions." "Oh," says the bartender....

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A drunk man stumbled right into a church the place there have been baptisms being carried out. The priest observed him and requested him if he wished to seek out Jesus. "Certain," mentioned the drunk man."I will discover Jesus." So the priest took the drunk...