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a banana and a vibrator had been sitting on a mattress aspect desk banana turned to the vibrator i dont know why ur shakin shes gonna f****** eat me!!!! ...

A really inebriated woman walked right into a bar shortly earlier than closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Bartender, bartender, I would really like a Marmots." The bartender introduced her a Martini, which she drinks in a single gulp. "Bartender, I would really like one...

A person had a watch that didnt work. He ask his pal to inform what's flawed. The pal say " Its as a result of the watch is in your proper hand." The person places the watch on his left hand and says "Oh there...

A really inebriated woman walked right into a bar shortly earlier than closing time, sat on the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would really like a Martoutsy." The bartender introduced her a Martini, which she drinks in a single gulp. "Barbender, I would really...