Life

A man got here right into a bar sooner or later and stated to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you could have had one hell of a day." "Sure, I've simply discovered my older brother is homosexual." The following...

Have administration deal with me higher. Alienate not less than 5 new teams this 12 months. Pamper my colon: Eat extra fiber! Give up squeezing pimples, particularly different individuals's. Cease doing so lots of these lame High 7 lists. Acquire 20 kilos and hold smoking.Create...

And Adam mentioned, ''Lord, once I was within the backyard, you walked with me on a regular basis. Now I don't see you anymore. I'm lonesome right here and it's troublesome for me to recollect how a lot you like me.''And God mentioned, ''No drawback!...

At some point, a cat dies of pure causes and goes to heaven, the place he meets Saint Peter himself. Saint Peter says to the cat, "You lived a very good life, and if there's any means I could make your keep in heaven extra...