Life

An airliner was having engine bother, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get ready for an emergency touchdown. A couple of minutes later, the pilot requested the flight attendants if everybody was buckled in and prepared. "All...

A drunk staggers walks right into a diner and orders a few eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes again to query the chef. 'Hey, Gus, do we've got any extra eggs?' Gus replies, 'I ran out of recent eggs, I solely have...