Life

This Chinese language man and cowboy stroll right into a bar, they each order coke. The cowboy drinks a few of his and says "this coke tastes like piss!! ". Then the Chinese language man says "me Chinese language, me play joke, me go pee...

You may reside with out intercourse however not with out glasses.Your again goes out greater than you do.You give up attempting to carry your abdomen in, irrespective of who walks into the room.You purchase a compass for the sprint of your automotive.You're happy with your...

A man walks right into a bar and asks for 3 beers. The bartender places them up after which watches the man undergo a peculiar ritual. ''Pleased Birthday, Pleased Birthday, blissful birthday'' Every time he says the phrase he drinks the beer. Then he pays...

Two ROBINS have been mendacity on their backs, BASKING within the solar. A mama cat and her kitten have been strolling by. The kitten complained, 'Mama, I am sooo hungry, what can we eat?' To which the mama cat, spying the 2 robins, replied,How about...