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A pirate walks right into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The bartender says "Hey do you know there's a steering wheel hanging from you crotch?" The pirate says " Arrrrgh! Its drivin me nuts!" ...

This hippie walks right into a bar, and thinks it is a restaurant. He walks as much as the counter, and says to the barkeep, "I need a scorching canine, not too scorching, not too chilly, however within the groove." So the barkeep walks into...

A man walks right into a bar and asks for 3 beers. The bartender places them up after which watches the man undergo a peculiar ritual. ''Pleased Birthday, Pleased Birthday, blissful birthday'' Every time he says the phrase he drinks the beer. Then he pays...