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Three vampires stroll right into a bar and sit down. The primary vampire says,� I�d like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,� I�d like a pint of blood, too." Then the third vampire says,� I�d like a pint a plasma." Then the bartender...

Anal puking Analyzing a log dump Answering the decision of the wild Backing the trailer in Baking a sizzling icicle Baking a loaf Baking a potato Baking a russet Baking some brownies Baptising (insert ethnic derogatory right here) eggs/larvae Barbarians on the gate Changing into...

NOTE: In case you are delicate to homosexual-natured jokes, don't learn additional. Homosexual Frank goes into the physician's workplace and has some checks run. The physician comes again and says, "Frank, I'm not going to beat across the bush. You have got AIDS." Frank is...

A person and his canine stroll right into a bar. The person proclaims, "I am going to guess you a spherical of drinks that my canine can discuss." Bartender: "Yeah! Positive...

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for rushing and he notices her eyes are purple. He says, "Gee, your eyes look purple. Have you ever been ingesting?" Jenna replies, "No officer, however gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you ever been consuming doughnuts? ...