Life

A burglar broke right into a home one night time. He shined his flashlight round, searching for valuables, and when he picked up a CD participant to place in his sack, a wierd, disembodied voice echoed from the darkish saying, "Jesus is watching you." He practically...

A married man is purchasing in a mall for a christmas current for his spouse as a result of he had forgotten to purchase it till the day arrived. He walks right into a pet retailer to get a singular and strange current for his...

Leonard desperately needed to change into a health care provider and had actually crammed for his medical boards, so he wasn't within the least fazed by the query: "Identify the three benefits of breast milk." Shortly he wrote: 1. It incorporates the optimum steadiness of vitamins...

What the Physician says What the Physician REALLY means "This ought to be taken care of immediately." "I would deliberate a visit to Kenya subsequent month however this is really easy and worthwhile that I wish to repair it earlier than it cures itself." "We'll...

Upon arriving house, a husband was met on the door by his sobbing spouse. Tearfully she defined, "It is the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the telephone." Instantly the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Earlier than he...