Life

1. A man walks right into a docs workplace and says, doc, it hurts each time I transfer my arm like this. The physician says, dont transfer your arm like that. ...

Deep within the woods sat a bear and a squirrel on the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you discover that shit tends to stay to your fur?" "Sure it does" replies the squirrel. "Nice!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with...