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A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. To begin with he visits a Cornish farmer. ''So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''''Nicely, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the entrance...

1. Go browsing, wait a sec, then get a frightened look in your face and scream "Oh my God! They've discovered me!" and bolt.2. Snigger uncontrollably for about three minutes & then immediately cease and look suspiciously at everybody who appears at you.three. When your...

16> Alec Baldwin -- Nation Potatoes (simply not THIS nation's potatoes) 15> Russell Crowe -- Catch of the Day 14> Sharon Stone -- Rooster Thighs with a Clam 13> Jennifer Lopez -- Home Salad with Skinny Skimpy Dressing, Melons Au Naturel, Juicy Rump Roast, and an Open-Shirt Rooster...

A wealthy man was on the lookout for pleasure so he determined to place an advert within the newspaper. The advert stated, "I'll give $10,000 to any individual that may make my elephant leap." So the subsequent day, folks got here from everywhere in the world...