Life

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!'' And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'' ...

A younger boy, about seven years outdated, was on the nook grocery selecting out a field of laundry detergent. The grocery store walked over and attempting to be pleasant, requested the boy if he had loads of laundry to do. "No laundry" the boy stated, "I...