Life

My niece purchased her five-year-old daughter Kayleigh a hamster. Sooner or later he escaped from his cage. The household turned the home upside-down and at last discovered him. A number of weeks later, whereas Kayleigh was at college, he disappeared once more. My niece searched...

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!'' And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'' ...

These are docs' notes on sufferers' charts: (Precise notes- unedited!) 1. Affected person has chest ache if she lies on her left aspect for over a 12 months. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was higher and on the third day it disappeared utterly....