Life

11. After I shoot individuals, they may die shortly and cleanly, and I'll by no means be arrested or troubled by their widowed spouse and youngsters. When individuals shoot me, nonetheless, I'll at most obtain a 'flesh wound,' which might be tended to by a...

A man pulls into somewhat city, and each lodge room is taken. He says to the final lodge clerk, "You have gotta have a room someplace. Or only a mattress, please, I am actually beat." The clerk says, "Nicely, I do have a double room...

Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've got been at work three hours earlier than you discover that your fly is open or your shirt unbuttoned. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your birthday cake collapses from the burden of the candles. You name...

You shouldn't try this stuff throughout an precise examination. The next is supposed for leisure functions solely.47. Throughout the examination, take aside the whole lot round you. Desks, chairs, something you possibly can attain. ...

The opening credit of "The Simpsons" reveals Bart Simpson writing on the college chalk board the identical sentence over and over, (the ole "write it 100 instances" punishment). Every episode nonetheless the sentence is totally different. Somebody (not me, thanks) went to the difficulty to...