Life

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The...

11. Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo meets Teller" routine is bombing, you understand you are doing a radio present. 10. Social standing one small notch above mimes and rodeo clowns. 9. Individuals all the time asking, "Ooh, have you learnt Adam Sandler?" eight. Wizenheimer's Syndrome...

I am unsure if my native gasoline station proprietor is being enterprise particular person or simply attempting to maximise his exploiting of the value of gasoline. His full service line now features a drive up window to a mortgage officer. ...

12. The Dustbunnies 11. Balder 10. Bag of Scones 9. Fitful Sleep, Most likely Attributable to Too Many Anchovies eight. Choirstarter 7. Cujo 2: Yo Quiero Taco Bell 6. The Whining 5. The Tummy-Grumblers four. Youngsters of the Kornbergs three. Pet Seminary 2. Carrie-Okie 1....