Life

At some point a policeman, a ninja, and a terrorist have been on a airplane. The policeman threw his gun out the window for good luck. The nija threw his sword out the window for good luck. The terrorist threw a bomb out the window...

Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.You might have a shuttle known as "Billy Joe Bob".He refers to Klingons as "Critters".He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns".He has the sensor array...

15> Willie 'White Sneakers After Labor Day' Lumpkin14> Charlie 'Sittin' in First Class & Cheerful as Hell' Pickett 13> Al 'Lightnin'' Gore12> The Suspiciously Clear-Shaven, Nicely-Coiffed Artist within the Darkish Glasses Who Will not Admit That He Was Previously Identified...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN . . Juan Valdez named his donkey after you You ski uphill You get a dashing ticket even once you're parked You velocity stroll in your sleep ...