Life

LOVE ----- When your eyes meet throughout a crowded room. LUST ----- When your tongues meet throughout a crowded room. MARRIAGE - Once you lose your youngster in crowded room. LOVE ----- When intercourse is known as 'making...

12. "Like a virgin?" Yeah, proper. How 'bout "Like ten kilos off my lard ass?" 11. "Shanghai Shock" now the identify of her entry within the Pillsbury Bake-Off. 10. Stopped ordering undesirable pizzas to Janet Jackson's house. 9. Now solely stalked by Danny from the...

16> Peter Jackson -- Made 99 % of males the world over look slim, well-groomed and classy! 15> Paris Hilton -- Reached out to the youth of rural America and gave them a substitute for sleeping with their Four-H initiatives. 14> Donald Trump -- Confirmed us all...