Life

Jam minature marshmallows up your nostril -- and attempt to sneeze them out.Use you MasterCard -- to pay your Visa invoice.Pop some popcorn -- with out placing the lid on.When somebody says, ''Have a pleasant day''...

Smile, it is the second neatest thing you are able to do along with your lips. Intercourse is like air, it is not vital until you don't get any. By no means take life significantly. No person will get out alive anyhow. If vegetable oil is product of...

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1> "Hey, guys, how 'bout we end this dialog over a beer on the topless bar?"2> "Jim Beam me up, Scotty."three> "Dammit, Jim -- I am a has-been actor, not an autograph-signer!"four> "To Wong Fu, thanks for all the pieces, Patrick Stewart."5> "In case you...