Life

I am going to watch you smile and watch you grin, because the cum rolls down my chin. I am going to love you tender if you're candy! Pop it out so I can eat your meat!!!! ...

Apparently an actual record posted by a trainer.10.You may get a false sense of safety that you've got extra spit than the teacher.9. You would possibly choke on it.eight. The teacher does not know the distinction between CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver. He'll ...

1. You say "the town" and count on everybody to know that this implies Manhattan. 2. You secretly envy cabbies for his or her driving talent. three. You will have by no means been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Constructing. four....

13. You do not look something like Mary and Joseph. 12. Nobody else within the household is white, aside from Uncle Jacko and his spouse. 11. Not like everybody else in your backwoods, redneck, trailer-park household, it's your ambition to change into the President of...