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1.Inform the widow that the deceased's final want was a Viking S&M session 2.Inform the undertaker that he cannot shut the coffin till you discover your contact lens. three.Punch the physique and inform individuals he hit you first. four.Ask somebody to take a snapshot of...

Just a few recommendations for company mergers: - PolyGram Information, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be known as Poly-Warner-Cracker - Yahoo and Netscape-to be known as Web'nYahoo - 3M and Good 12 months, to be known as...

1> Group: Anorexics Nameless. You: Large chubby man with an affinity for cheesecake. 2> Solely half an hour into the assembly, and the keg's already dry. three> Counselor greets you with, "Nicely, if it is not Princess Pathetic!" four> Their concept of 12 Steps...

Stumpy Grinder and his spouse Martha had been from Portland, Maine. Yearly they went to the Portland Honest, and yearly Stumpy mentioned "Ya know Mahtha, I might like ta get a experience in that theah aihplane." And yearly Martha would say "I do know Stumpy, however that aihplane...