Life

A farmer and his pig have been driving down the highway when a cop pulled him over. The cop requested the farmer, "Did not you understand it's towards the legislation to experience with a pig within the entrance of you truck?" The farmer replied, "No, I did...

Two sea monsters have been swimming round within the ocean, searching for one thing to do. They got here up beneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, the primary sea monster, swam beneath the ship, tipped it over and ate the whole lot on the ship. A...

An aged couple have been driving throughout the nation. The girl was driving when she received pulled over by the freeway patrol. The officer stated, "Ma'am do you know you have been rushing?" The girl, exhausting of listening to, turned to her husband and requested, "What did...

A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit one thing. He radioed the farm for recommendation. "There is a pig caught within the bullbar and remains to be alive however he is kicking and squealing a lot I am...

'Good morning. As we go away Dallas, it is heat, the solar is shining, and the birds are singing. We're going to Charlotte, the place it is darkish, windy and raining. Why on this planet y'all wanna go there I actually do...