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"As you exit the airplane, be certain that to assemble your whole belongings. Something left behind will likely be distributed evenly among the many flight attendants. Please don't go away youngsters or spouses." ...

The prime minister of Vietnam met with President Bush on the White Home. As you understand, Vietnam is a communist nation so there isn't any democracy, there isn't any freedom, however don't fret, there isn't any oil both so we cannot be going again. -Jay Leno ...

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Jap Normal Time and Chicago on Central Normal Time, Bob inquired on the Indianapolis airport a couple of airplane to Chicago. "The following flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent stated, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m." "Would...

Paddy went to a driving secure and employed a horse. "Maintain on for a second," mentioned the assistant as he helped him on to the horse, "aren't you placing the saddle on backwards?" "Why, you do not even know which means I wish to go!" Submitted by Calamjo...