Author: Alan Dupont

"Usenet is sort of a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- huge, troublesome to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a supply of mind-boggling quantities of excrement if you least anticipate it." --- Gene Spafford ...

Compaq is contemplating altering the command "Press Any Key" due to the flood of calls asking the place the "Any" secret is. AST technical help had a known as complaining that her mouse was arduous to regulate with the mud cowl on. The duvet turned...