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A university soccer lineman married one of many staff's cheerleaders. The coach mentioned, "You are such an enormous guy--why did you marry such a petite lady? She's no greater than your hand." "That is proper, Coach," replied the lineman, "however she's a lot better!" ...

A person holding a soccer leaned over his backyard gate and shouted to 2 boys on the opposite aspect of the road,"is that this yore ball?" "did it do any injury, mister?" requested one of many lads "no,it did not "Then it's ours" mentioned the...

Bob: Hey dick, "Do you know that they're blaming O.J Simpson's soccer coach for commiting the murders?" Dick: "Are they actually Bob?" Bob: "Yeah actually." Dick: "What for?" Bob: "He instructed O.J to chop proper, reduce left and run like hell!" ...

16> At dinner you type your mashed potatoes and asparagus into brackets. 15> You've got taken to referring to your youngest little one as a "fourth seed." 14> As an alternative of an "Amen!" you give the preacher a "Yeah, child!" 13> Breakfast begins with a bracket of...